Random Quotes!
You are wrong fucked and over-rated, I think I'm going to be sick and it's your fault. This
is the end of everything, you are the end of everything. I haven't slept since I woke up and found my whole life is a lie,
mother fucker. This is the end everything, you are the end of everything - Slipknot
If you wanna be somebody, If you wanna go somewhere, You better wake up and pay attention
- Sister act2
Flap like a bird, jump like a fish, sit down, stand up, wish, wish, wish - winnie the pooh
Touch me, I'm weird - it's a song(don't know who it is by)
Who died and made you queen of the bitches? - it was on a keychain
When I die i wanna be buried face down, so if anyone doesn't like me they can kiss my ass
- That 70's show
Isn't it funny, you hear a phone ringing and it could be anybody, but a ringing
phone has to be answered, doesn't it? - movie: Telephone booth
Now I'm not pretty and I'm not cool
But I'm fat and I'm ugly and proud, so fuck you - slipknot
I snuck a retard into a sprem bank - anal cunt
Everybody knows the world is full of stupid people - The refreshments
I'm not crazy I'm just alittle impaired, right now you on't care but soon enough you are going
to think of me and how I use to be, me - MatchBox20
Arrested: Top Banana- I ahve no idea where I got this from
You laugh at me because I am different, I laugh at you because you are all the same-I
read it in some persons profile
All I know is what I fear when it comes to my affliction, my happiness of my ignorance a blaring
contradiction-Out of your mouth
I can't remeber if I even like this place, so here is my thank for nothing all you losers
I just can't escape-Out of your mouth
Respect- jelly fish off of Shark tale
I've been watching, I've been waiting in the shadows for my time. I've been screaching, I've
been living for tomorrows all my life-rasmus
Tell me why do I feel this way? All my life I've been standing on the borderline. Too many
bridges burned, Too many lies I've heard-rasmus
Under the burning sun I take a look around, Imagin if this all came down? I'm waiting for
the day to come-30 seconds to mars
I AM NOT A MONKEY!- Dave the barbarin
Laying waste-Dave the barbarin
Helro-Team America
You have balls, I like balls-Team America
Some people don't know this but I'm a freaking psycho, I got mad skills. Don't fuck with Santa-
Joe cartoon
Famous Quotes
Jesus lives in salami- on a desk at west
Release the bats and destroy the future- Myself
I going to cross dress in melissa's clothes- allison said it, but it was about bruce
Bastard! I care - Myself
I wanna ride down to constance bay - Mine and Emma's hit song
I laugh you swear, good times, good times - I said it to Emma
May a thousand donkeys penises break dance in your mothers pussy - Little Sarah and Bruce
Who's the catcher now bitch!? I am, I'm the catcher. FUCK I mean I'm the pitcher - haha James
Ian! Ian! I fell, and I can't get up - haha Emma
What are you doing? Fuck you! - Emma and some guy
Iced crap with whip cream - Emma and my mission
Hapter, and sometimes hapters- haha the chapters sign
AH! your cat just stuck it's claw up my nose! - k that was either James or Ian...not sure
You do not tell me to fuck - haha James
WHAT are you DOING! - Mark
One day I was walking down the road and Liz fell on her face - haha that was one good night!
OMG! I almost pissed myself! - my cousin carrie, Ian pulled a 180 right in front of him.
Lets get retarded - DAMN YOU IAN!
For shame- brandon
Nipple buddies- Ian said it too me
cool club/the drinking room- oh ya!
Well you could of atleast left the candy outside while you were taking a dump-my brother on
halloween
Selling feeder goldfish for $1, NO REFUNDS-my brother and I
Piggy, greasy fingers- Freddy called my brother it
Emma: Hey john if you give me a piece of gum melissa will get naked. Melissa: no i wont. Steve:
so where this gum?-emma,steve and i
Theres a purple dildo in teh cop shop in san andreas- Steve (there really is one)
Orgy's make the world go round, the world go round, the world go round, Orgys make the world
go round so lets all have an orgy. At my orgy the police will be there (awwwww) who else is going to bring the hand cuffs
(yay)-gippy
What do you call 2 lezbians in a boat? CHRIS- chris and gippy
Papa georgy oh- gippy called chris this
BOOBS!-johnny boy
making baby's, its more like making lemonade-steve
awww i spilt coffee on my fuzzy ass hair-emma
wonky- its just a cool word
funky town- my dad and now steve
you know what i mean-john
i want you steve, just joking, you're better at sex- emma said to me
steve is your g/f keeps taking off her clothes were going to have to start paying her
money- cliff
No she only does private shows (steve), (liz) ya to me, and sometimes emma-steve and liz
steve got me all wet- steve opened liz's sunroof and water fell on me
